You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
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Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
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Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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