did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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