Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
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He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.