So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.