Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
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It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.