Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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