If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.