$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
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we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?