Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
