butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
love makes seman taste better
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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