i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
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