You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
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STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize