Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
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Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
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We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Is her dick bigger than yours?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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