walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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