she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
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Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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