I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
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