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I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
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I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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