We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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