i was born a porn star she said
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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