used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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