on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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