I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
there is glitter all over my balls
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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