I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Randomize
