For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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