two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.