Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
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It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.