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• (323): View more from California

  WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous

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  25 People Confess The Most Awkward Situation They’ve Ever Been In

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• (206): View more from Washington

  My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.

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  Why?

  (206): View more from Washington

  Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.

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• (805): View more from California

  there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you

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• (727): View more from Florida

  its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!

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  He does that

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.

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  These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3

  (906): View more from Michigan

  Omg sara

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  I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.

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