you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
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Can vaginas get frostbite?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.