All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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