I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
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She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
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