I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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