people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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