sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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