they need to just BURY HIM!
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
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