problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Randomize
