You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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