4 words: hood of his car
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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