what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
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the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
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Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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