.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
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i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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