I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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