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bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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