Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
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We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
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I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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