whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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