How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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