I want to stick my p in your. b.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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