Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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