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(815): View more from Illinois

i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.

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(415): View more from California

the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it

(1-617): View more from Massachusetts

only you. it could only happen to you.

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(309): View more from Illinois

Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.

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(716): View more from New York

I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...

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(905): View more from Ontario

I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it

(317): View more from Indiana

is it necessary to steal the whole car?

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