That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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