if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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