Do you still have your period?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
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