if only i could text you this smell
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
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She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
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I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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