im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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