Heybabeimwearingurpanties
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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