at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
A+ Viking dick
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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