doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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