I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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