You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
love makes seman taste better
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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