dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
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That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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