my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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