What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
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All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
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I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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