So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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