Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
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i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
being pregnant is like rehab
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
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Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
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