so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Let's get the cat blown out
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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