pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
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I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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