Whod you bang
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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