Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
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You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I can't turn off my feet"
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
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I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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